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TOM GREEN TO MARRY THE HORSE HE "HANDLED" IN HIS NEW MOVIE

SATAN SHIRTS: EVIL ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN APPEARING ON T-SHIRTS EVERYWHERE!...
Parody is good for the soul

FCC ruling frees broadcasters and they simultaneously try to buy each other...
Kosovo Serbs hold last copy of Sega Rally GT...
VARIETY: Disney closing MrShowbiz.com to concentrate on Goofy's prOn site...
FBI Arrests NASA Hacker for sending feed of Freddy got Fingered to space station to test if no one can hear you scream in space...
New parody site on web is surprisingly unoriginal. Webmaster says, "Boredom is not the best source of inspiration..."
AND NOW A LIST OF THINGS THAT BEGIN WITH "AP"
AP WORLD
AP NATIONAL
AP WASHINGTON
AP BUSINESS
AP ENTERTAINMENT
AP ON THE HOUR
AP HEADLINES
AP BREAKING
APOCRYPHAL

NOW A LIST OF THINGS THAT DON'T BEGIN WITH "AP"
UK PRESS ASSOCIATION
FINANCIAL TIMES ROUND-UP
BLOOMBERG
ISLAMIC REPUBLIC WIRE
KYODO WIRE
PR NEWSWIRE
[SHOWBIZ] PR WIRE
SCRIPPS HOWARD
SHOWBIZWIRE
US INFO WIRE
U.S. NEWSWIRE
WORLDWIRES
XINHUA ABC NEWS
AD AGE DEADLINE
AMER SPECTATOR
BBC
BBC AUDIO
BILLBOARD
BOSTON GLOBE
C-SPAN SCHEDULE
CHICAGO TRIB
CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
CNN
CNN TRANSCRIPTS
DAILY VARIETY
D.C. DAYBOOK
E!
ELECTRONIC MEDIA
EMERGENCY NET
ENT WEEKLY
FINANCIAL TIMES
FORBES MAG
FOX NEWS
INTERNATIONAL HERALD TRIB
HILL
HOTLINE
H'WOOD REPORTER
HUMAN EVENTS
INSIGHT MAG
INVEST BUS DAILY
JERUSALEM POST
JEWISH WORLD REVIEW
LA DAILY NEWS
LA TIMES
LUCIANNE.COM
MEDIA CHECK
MSNBC
MUCHMUSIC
NATION
NATIONAL ENQUIRER
NATIONAL REVIEW
NEW REPUBLIC
NY DAILY NEWS
NY OBSERVER
NY POST
NY PRESS
NY TIMES
NEWSBYTES
NEWSWEEK
N. KOREAN NEWS
PEOPLE MAG
R & R
REASON MAG
ROLL CALL
SKY NEWS
SLATE: PAPERS
STAR
TIME MAG
TV SHOPTALK
[U.K.] DAILY MIRROR
DAILY RECORD
[U.K.] EVENING STANDARD
[U.K.] EXPRESS
[U.K.] GUARDIAN
[U.K.] INDEPENDENT
[U.K.] NEWS OF THE WORLD
[U.K.] PEOPLENEWS
U.K. PRESS PAPERS
[U.K.] STAR
[U.K.] SUN
U.K. TABLOIDS
[U.K.] TELEGRAPH
[U.K.] TIMES
US NEWS
USA TODAY
VILLAGE VOICE
WASH POST
WASH TIMES
WEEKLY STANDARD
WORLDNETDAILY
IF YOUR NEWS SERVICE IS NOT LISTED YOU MUST BE A L0S3R!
Taiwan war games simulate invasion by Aliens...
Scientist Warns of Bay Area Quake player's unsually high railgun skill...
Taiwan Shows Off Firepower in mass Bic lighter ignition...

China Detains An American, Accuses Him of Apathy, but he doesn't seem concerned...
AND NOW A LIST OF NAMES...
MATT DRUDGE
CINDY ADAMS
JACK ANDERSON
ARMY ARCHERD
DAVE BARRY
MICHAEL BARONE
PETER BART
MARILYN BECK
GLORIA BORGER
L. BRENT BOZELL
BRESLIN
DAVID BRODER
BILL BUCKLEY
MONA CHAREN
RICHARD COHEN
PAUL COLFORD
GAIL COLLINS
JOE CONASON
ANN COULTER
MAUREEN DOWD
ROD DREHER
STEVE DUNLEAVY
ROGER EBERT
JOSEPH FARAH
MITCHELL FINK
ARI FLEISCHER
MICHAEL FLEMING
ROGER FRIEDMAN
JOHN FUND
LEAH GARCHIK
BILL GERTZ
GEORGIE GEYER
JONAH GOLDBERG
ELLEN GOODMAN
MARTIN GROVE
LLOYD GROVE
MARK HELPRIN
NAT HENTOFF
H'WOOD REPORTER E-MAIL
HOROWITZ
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON
INSIDE BELTWAY
INSIDE POLITICS
INSIDE THE RING
MOLLY IVINS
AL KAMEN
MICKEY KAUS
KEITH J. KELLY
MICHAEL KELLY
LARRY KING
HARRY KNOWLES
MORT KONDRACKE
KRAUTHAMMER
KUPCINET
HOWIE KURTZ
JOHN LEO
DAVID LIMBAUGH
RUSH LIMBAUGH
CHRIS MATTHEWS
MARY MCGRORY
MICHAEL MEDVED
JIM MILLS
DICK MORRIS
MUGGER
PEGGY NOONAN
BOB NOVAK
OFF THE RECORD
BILL O'REILLY
PAGE SIX
CAMILLE PAGLIA
JIM PINKERTON
WES PRUDEN
ANNA QUINDLEN
WILLIAM RASPBERRY
REX REED
CHARLEY REESE
RICHARD REEVES
FRANK RICH
RICHARD ROEPER
RUSH/MOLLOY
BILL SAFIRE
SCHLAFLY
TOM SHALES
GAIL SHISTER
LIZ SMITH
MICHAEL SNEED
TONY SNOW
JOE SOBRAN
THOMAS SOWELL
ANDREW SULLIVAN
TAKI
CAL THOMAS
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
NEAL TRAVIS
TV COLUMN
BOB TYRRELL
JUDE WANNISKI
JAMES WARREN
DEB WEISS
JEFFREY WELLS
GEORGE WILL
JEANNIE WILLIAMS
WALTER WILLIAMS
WASHINGTON WHISPERS
BILL ZWECKER
IF YOU ARE NOT LISTED THEN WE CAN'T HEAR YOU. NAH, NAH, NAH!

President Bush's senior legal team is planning for the possibility that two -- repeat two -- Supreme Court justices may retire this summer. Bush is confused and thinks we mean four...
Foot and Mouth Fears Overshadow Left Buttock and Right Index Finger Fears...
Marines making flying foot soldiers to stop flying nuns menace...
San Francisco girl's brain eaten by rare amoeba which is being eaten by rare microscopic girl which is being eaten by rare...
Cops Seal Off Quebec City for Summit. Rest of Canada doesn't seem to care...
AND NOW MORE LINKS TO NEWS BECAUSE WE LIKE NEWS
AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE
AFP INTERNATIONAL
AFP NEWS WRAP
AFX
UPI WIRE
UPI NATIONAL
UPI WORLD
UPI ENTERTAINMENT
AP/REUTERS PHOTO WIRE
REUTERS ROUNDUP
REUTERS SPOTLIGHT
REUTERS WORLD
REUTERS POLITICS
REUTERS BUSINESS
REUTERS ODD
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